Our brothels are run by the enigmatic and mysterious, Baroness Quantum, who has mastered the art of manipulating the space-time continuum for the pleasure of her patrons.
Choose from our menu of experiences:
- Time Loops: Experience the thrill of reliving the same 5 minutes over and over again, with a twist.
- Entanglement Escapades: Get entangled with our quantum entanglers and experience the thrill of being connected to multiple points in space-time at once.
- Paradox Parties: Join us for a night of quantum chaos, where the laws of physics are but a distant memory.
Don't have a preferred experience? No worries, our brothel staff will be happy to recommend one that suits your unique tastes.