CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT

TO: All Quantum Flapdoodle Agents

FROM: The Quantum Flapdoodle Council

SUBJECT: Update to Quantum Flapdoodle Warfare Protocols

Due to a recent breach of the space-time continuum, we have been forced to revise our quantum warfare strategies. Please review the following updates:

• PHASE DISPLACEMENT UPGRADE (Revision 2.1): Improved accuracy and reduced side effects.
• ENERGY SPONGE DEPLOYMENT (Revision 3.5): Enhanced absorbency and faster recharge times.
• TEMPORAL LOOP EXPANSION (Revision 1.0): Expanded capabilities and reduced user experience.

These updates are mandatory for all agents. Failure to comply will result in immediate termination of your quantum contract.

DO NOT SHARE THIS DOCUMENT WITH ANYONE NOT AUTHORIZED TO RECEIVE QUANTUM FLAPDOODLE SECURITY UPDATES.

Signing off,

Councilor Zorvath, Quantum Flapdoodle