Warning: The answers below are not actually answers. They are merely suggestions from a sentient, reality-bending entity known as "The Flapdoodle."

Q: What is a Quantum Flapdoodle?

A: It's a mystical, dimension-hopping toaster that only accepts payment in interpretive dance moves.

For more information on acceptable dance moves, visit Dance Moves or Known Quantum Flapdoodles.

Q: Why won't my Flapdoodle stop beeping?

A: It's probably because you've run out of quantum fuel. Visit Quantum Fuel for a refueling guide.

You may also try restarting your Flapdoodle in a bathtub of warm, soothing chamomile tea. This may reset its existential dread.