Quantum Fluctuation Counseling

Welcome to Doctor McFluct's Quantum Fluctuation Counseling, where the laws of probability are mere suggestions!

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About Doctor McFluct

Doctor McFluct is a highly trained, highly unstable quantum counselor with a Ph.D. in Quantum Physics and a minor in Making It All About Me.

With years of experience in navigating the unpredictable world of quantum fluctuations, Doctor McFluct can help you navigate your own life's fluctuations, no matter how chaotic or absurd they may be.

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