Symptoms of Quantum Fluctuation Syndrome

Are you experiencing strange, unexplainable phenomena in your daily life? Do you find yourself randomly teleporting to different dimensions, or perhaps speaking in a language that's not quite your own?

Common Symptoms:

• Uncontrollable teleportation to alternate realities
• Talking to objects as if they were sentient beings
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby objects due to quantum fluctuations in the space-time continuum
• Seeing things that aren't there (but are they really there?)
• Randomly switching between different accents and languages

Don't worry, you're not going crazy! It's just Quantum Fluctuation Syndrome. Click here to learn more about the Quantum Interpretation Theorem, or here to join our Quantum Entanglement Support Group.

But be warned: our support group is not responsible for any dimensional rifts or reality distortions that may occur during group meetings.

Diagnosed Cases:

Our experts have diagnosed several cases of Quantum Fluctuation Syndrome:

• Case #1: John, who kept disappearing in his own house and reappearing in the kitchen
• Case #2: Jane, who started speaking in a series of complex mathematical equations
• Case #3: Bob, who turned into a toaster

We're working hard to help these cases, but it's not easy! Click here to learn more about our Quantum Cure Experiment, or here to see a checklist of Quantum Reality Check items.