Quantum Fluctuations Inc. is a cutting-edge research facility dedicated to the study of probability and the manipulation of the fabric of reality. Our scientists have made groundbreaking discoveries in the field of quantum entanglement, allowing us to create the most unlikely of coincidences.
However, our research has also led to a series of unfortunate events, such as the spontaneous combustion of several lab assistants and the creation of an infinite number of identical, identical socks. We're working on it.
If you're interested in joining our team of highly-entrenched, reality-bending scientists, please don't hesitate to contact us at the following address:
Quantum Fluctuations Inc.1234 Infinite Loop
Anytown, USA 12345
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try sending us a carrier pigeon with a brief, yet scintillating message.