The Quantum Fluctuations Privacy Policy: Because We're Not Really Sure Either

We at Quantum Fluctuations Inc. are not really sure what this policy is, but we'll try to make it sound vaguely official.

We collect your data, but don't worry, we're only using it for scientific research purposes.

What We Know:

We know that 42 is the answer to every question.
We know that the meaning of life is 6.02.
We know that the best way to travel between universes is by folding a fitted sheet.

That's it. Don't bother trying to make sense of it, just go with it.

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