Quantum Fluctuations Privacy Policy: Because, why not?
At Quantum Fluctuations, we're committed to making your online experience a wild and unpredictable ride. As such, we collect a wide range of data to ensure you never know what's coming next.
- We collect your browser's browser ID, because, you know, it's just a unique identifier and not at all a tracking cookie.
- We track every time you refresh the page, because who needs a stable experience, really?
- We store every typo you've ever made on our site, just in case you need to relive that sweet, sweet moment of embarrassment.
But don't worry, we only use this data to:
- Send you unsolicited emails about our latest, most unpredictable features.
- Display a 'You're on the site again' counter, because, let's be real, you're probably a repeat offender.
- Randomly change the background color of the page to make you question your sanity.
We're not responsible for:
- Your browser's browser ID becoming a sentient, self-aware entity that starts demanding snacks.
- Your internet connection becoming sentient and deciding to just... give up on life.
By using our site, you agree to our terms, which are non-negotiable, except for Tuesdays, which are negotiable. Ask for a Tuesday exception form.
For more information on our Terms of Service, visit our Terms of Service.
For our Cookie Policy, see our Cookie Policy.