Our Scientists

Meet the minds behind the most absurdly brilliant ideas at the Quantum Foam Factory!

Dr. Emily P. Brainstorm

Dr. Brainstorm has spent 17 years studying the aerodynamics of disco balls in zero-gravity environments. Her research has been hailed as "utterly fascinating" by exactly 3 people.

Learn more about Dr. Brainstorm

Dr. Balthazar McSnazz

Dr. McSnazz has successfully created a sentient, talking toad who has become his personal therapist. We're not kidding. It's a real thing.

Read about Dr. McSnazz's groundbreaking research

Dr. Zorvath, Lord of the Foam

Dr. Zorvath has been awarded the Golden Toaster for his pioneering work on the applications of quantum foam in the field of breakfast cereal manufacturing. He's a real hero.

Discover the wonders of Dr. Zorvath's research

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