Meet the minds behind the most absurdly brilliant ideas at the Quantum Foam Factory!
Dr. Brainstorm has spent 17 years studying the aerodynamics of disco balls in zero-gravity environments. Her research has been hailed as "utterly fascinating" by exactly 3 people.
Learn more about Dr. Brainstorm
Dr. McSnazz has successfully created a sentient, talking toad who has become his personal therapist. We're not kidding. It's a real thing.
Read about Dr. McSnazz's groundbreaking research
Dr. Zorvath has been awarded the Golden Toaster for his pioneering work on the applications of quantum foam in the field of breakfast cereal manufacturing. He's a real hero.
Discover the wonders of Dr. Zorvath's research
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