The Spherical Theory of Bikini Bottoms

A Scientific Breakthrough by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

According to the renowned Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Bikini Bottoms are, in fact, spherical. This groundbreaking theory posits that the seemingly flat and rectangular appearance of bikini shorts is an optical illusion, created by our brains to cope with the overwhelming abundance of fabric.

Dr. Bottomsworth cites the following evidence:

Evidence 1: The Spherical Geometry of Beachballs

When observing beachballs, one notices a clear correlation between their spherical shape and the wearer's propensity for beachside lounging.

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Key Takeaways:

The Spherical Theory of Bikini Bottoms posits that:

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