According to the renowned Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Bikini Bottoms are, in fact, spherical. This groundbreaking theory posits that the seemingly flat and rectangular appearance of bikini shorts is an optical illusion, created by our brains to cope with the overwhelming abundance of fabric.
Dr. Bottomsworth cites the following evidence:
When observing beachballs, one notices a clear correlation between their spherical shape and the wearer's propensity for beachside lounging.
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