These terms are in effect until the end of the space-time continuum.
By using the Quantum Leaper, you agree to take full responsibility for any paradoxes or timeline disruptions caused by your actions.
Quantum Leaper, Inc. is not liable for any damages resulting from the Grandfather Paradox, the Bootstrap Paradox, or any other paradox that arises from our technology.
Section 2: Time Traveler's Bill of RightsYou have the right to remain silent, but not to remain still in a fixed point in space-time.
Quantum Leaper, Inc. reserves the right to revoke your rights at any time, without warning or explanation.
Back to Section 1: Leaping into Oblivion Section 3: Causality LoopholesQuantum Leaper, Inc. is not responsible for any changes to the timeline caused by our technology.
You agree to hold us harmless for any changes to the fabric of space-time.
Back to Section 2: Time Traveler's Bill of RightsBy continuing to use the Quantum Leaper, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to these terms.
Or not.
Whatever.