Quantum Nonsense Bug Fix Timeline

Day 1: The universe was perfect, except for one tiny issue: Beta Test 1: Infinite Loop of Existence

Day 2-5: Chaos ensued as particles began to manifest randomly.

Day 6-10: The Quantum Rewrite was deployed to stabilize the situation.

Day 11-14: The Quantum Rewrite Redux fixed 90% of the problems, but introduced 10% more bugs.

Notable Bug Fixes:

Bug 1: Infinite Loop of Existence was fixed by redefining the fundamental laws of physics.
Bug 2: Quantum Fluctuations were mitigated by introducing a new, experimental brand of quantum socks.
Bug 3: Random Particle Manifestations were addressed by implementing a strict, AI-driven particle filter.
...and many more!