Entanglement Issue 1: The Quantum Snafu

It's not just a matter of spaghetti code anymore. Our quantum entanglement system has gone haywire.

Users reported experiencing unintuitive wave functions and unreliable superposition when trying to access their favorite cat videos.

We're working on it, but in the meantime, please enjoy our Entanglement Issue 2: The Quantum Quagmire for some additional frustration.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Entanglement Issue 3: The Quantum Quasar, where the laws of physics no longer apply.

For more information, see our Entanglement FAQ.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any unpredictable outcomes or uncontrollable reality distortions.