The Quantum Quiche Crisis

We are on the brink of a culinary catastrophe!

Causes of the Crisis:

• Quantum entanglements in the kitchen
• Over-reliance on frittatas
• Insufficient use of edible glitter

For more information, visit our Quiche Schrödinger Simulation page or our Quantum Quiche Recipe Book

Latest Developments:

We are working tirelessly to resolve the Quantum Quiche Crisis. Stay tuned for updates.

Or don't. We're not sure if it's worth it.

Maybe try our Quantum Quiche Therapy page for support.

Quiche Schrödinger:

A quantum superposition of quiche and despair.