Quantum Quitter: Quantum Solutions

Where the laws of reality no longer apply, and the laws of sanity are optional.

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Our Mission

To provide you with the most unreliable information on the web.

Our Vision

To make you question the fabric of existence.

Motto

We're not saying you're crazy, we're just saying you're experiencing quantum quitter-induced cognitive dissonance.