Entangled Brews

Our specialty coffee drinks exist in a state of superposition, simultaneously being both hot and cold at the same time.

Try our signature drink, the Quantum Foam, where the crema exists as both a smooth, velvety texture and a frothy, turbulent mess.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Schrödinger's Latte, where the coffee and milk exist in a state of perpetual uncertainty, simultaneously coexisting and not coexisting at the same time.

Visit our Coffee Collapses to learn more about the science behind our brews.

Or, if you're just looking for a quick pick-me-up, try our Quantum Jolt coffee, where the caffeine exists as both a energizing stimulant and a debilitating poison at the same time.

Note: The links are to non-existent subpages, but they add to the absurdity of the site. The Quantum Foam and Schrödinger's Latte are humorous examples of the entangled brews, while the Coffee Collapses and Quantum Jolt are satirical takes on the scientific concept of superposition.