Entangled Omelet: Quantum Superposition

You are currently in a superposition of multiple states. You may be an omelet or you may not be an omelet.

This is like, totally confusing.

You may be a delicious fluffy omelet or a sad, flat, burnt omelet.

Or maybe you are just a sentient being trying to navigate this existential crisis. Click here for more options.

Or maybe you are just a simple omelet trying to make it through the day.

Or maybe you are an omelet in a world where eggs are sentient.

Or maybe you are just a human trying to eat an omelet.