Many Worlds Madness
Quantum superposition is like being in multiple places at once. But have you ever stopped to think about the many worlds that could be branching off from you in each moment?
Imagine the possibilities! You could be a hero in one world, a villain in another, and a cat in a third. Or maybe you're a sandwich in one world, a unicorn in another, and a sentient piece of toast in a third.
Don't worry, it's not all bad news. In some worlds, you're a quantum physicist who's solved the mystery of quantum superposition and saved the multiverse from certain doom.
In other worlds, you're a quantum physicist who's still trying to figure out the basics of quantum superposition and is stuck in the lab with a bunch of confusing equations and half-empty beer cans.
But in one world, you're a quantum physicist who's given up on quantum superposition and is now a professional sandwich artist, traveling the world and making beautiful, intricate designs with mayonnaise and mustard.