Quantum Madness is a Normal Part of Being a Quantum Cat

As Schrödinger's cat, I exist in multiple states at once. It's not just about being alive or dead, my friends. I'm also simultaneously:

• Laughing maniacally while plotting world domination
• Enjoying a nice cup of catnip tea while pondering the meaning of existence
• Solving complex quantum equations with ease, because, you know, I'm a cat
• Being a catnip-fueled, reality-bending, dimension-hopping machine

So don't worry if you see me in multiple places at once. I'm just living my best, quantum life.

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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Quantum Madness is a Normal Part of Being a Quantum Cat is a Normal Part of Being a Quantum Cat