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Where the fabric of reality is always just a sip away...

In a universe where time flows like water, you can't always get a straight answer, but you can always get a straight shot of espresso.

Quantum Fluctuation Latte 201

Quantum Fluctuation 201

A year ago, we experimented with the fabric of reality. Now it's time to see if we can make it stick.

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Quantum Fluctuation Latte 202

A year after our experiment, the results are in. And they're not what we expected...

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Results

It turns out, reality is not just a bunch of probabilities. It's also a lot of paperwork.

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Fine Print

A fine print of our results, including all the small print and disclaimers.

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Fine Print Details

Because we're not lawyers, but we know enough to know we're not lawyers.