Causal Loops Cafe: Quantum Fluctuations 202

Welcome to the Causal Loops Cafe, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion. Our expert baristas are trained to handle even the most complex quantum fluctuations, ensuring that your drink is always served in a state of superposition.

Our menu includes:

• Quantum Foam: A frothy, super-entangled cappuccino with a side of wave function
• Causal Collapse: A rich, bold coffee with a dash of determinism
• Heisenberg's Delight: A delicate, observer-dependent tea with a hint of uncertainty

Schrödinger's Brew: Where the cat is always both dead and alive

Uncertainty Principle Juice: A drink that's always in flux