Quantum Telepathy Brain Scan Results

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Cerebral Waves: Interpretation:
42 You are a sentient being with an unrelenting sense of purpose.
11 You are secretly a closeted baker, but only on Wednesdays.
7 You are experiencing existential dread, but don't worry, it's normal.
99 You are a certified expert on the art of napping.
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