Quantum Teleportation FAQ

Q: Is quantum teleportation real?

A: Not really. But wouldn't it be cool if it was?

Q: What is quantum teleportation?

A: It's when you teleport your consciousness into a different body. Like, you're a hamster in a onesie, but instead of a hamster, you're a genius physicist with a receding hairline.

Q: How does it work?

A: Uh, it doesn't. But let's just say it involves lots of cat pictures, quantum entanglement, and possibly a cameo from David Copperfield.

Q: Is it safe?

A: Are you kidding me? You're basically just uploading your brain onto the internet. What could possibly go wrong?

Risk Management: For when things inevitably go wrong.

Insurance Options: Because you'll need it.