Quantum Recipes

Where the laws of physics don't apply, but the laws of hunger do.

Quantum Libations | Quantum Baked Goods | Quantum Soups

Welcome to Quantum Recipes

Quantum Recipes is a collection of dishes that defy the laws of physics, but not the laws of taste.

We've got recipes that will make you question reality, and maybe even make you question your sanity.

But don't worry, we're not just a bunch of crazy scientists. We're just a bunch of hungry people who want to make you laugh, cry, and maybe even order some takeout.

Quantum Cake

Our Quantum Cake is a cake that exists in multiple places at once. It's like Schrödinger's cat, but edible.

Quantum Coffee

Our Quantum Coffee is made from the finest subatomic particles, and is guaranteed to wake you up, but not in a way that makes sense.

Quantum Soup

Our Quantum Soup is a soup that's simultaneously hot and cold, just like the concept of time itself.