The Quantum Chutney Cocktail is a drink that defies the laws of physics and good taste.
Made with quantum-entangled gin, a splash of exotic matter, and a pinch of uncertainty, this cocktail is a true marvel of modern mixology.
But be warned: consuming this drink may cause spontaneous combustion, reality distortions, and/or temporary disappearance of the fabric of space-time.
Get the ingredients for this drink, if you dare.
Try a recipe, if you're feeling brave.
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