Quantum Mechanics 2020: The Year We Finally Figured Out How to Make Time and Space Optional
Welcome to the most exciting year in quantum mechanics! Where time and space are just suggestions, and the laws of physics are more like "suggestions" too. It's like, totally optional, you know?
Here are some highlights from this year's conference:
- We figured out that the speed of light is just a myth, and actually, you can go faster if you try really hard!
- Time dilation is so last season, we're all about time compression now!
- Space-time fabric? More like Space-Time Taco Tuesday, am I right?
- We discovered that the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle is just a fancy way of saying "I'm just really bad at math"
Stay tuned for more updates from the quantum mechanics 2020 conference! (Or not. We're still trying to figure out how to send emails)