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**Whisker Protection Levels**:
Learn about Whisker Protection Levels 3, 4, and 5
**Whisker Protection Techniques**:
We recommend using the following techniques to protect your whiskers from rogue particles, errant laser beams, or careless vacuum cleaners:
Technique 1: Whisker-Foil Shielding
Technique 2: Whisker-Vortex Induction
**Whisker Protection Equipment:**
For optimal whisker protection, we recommend using our line of WhiskerShield brand products:
**Disclaimer: Do not try this at home. Or do, we don't really care.**
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