Quantum Leaps: Whisker Protection Protocol 5, Subpage 3

Warning: Whisker Protection Protocol 5 (WPP5) is an advanced defense system designed to safeguard against the dangers of excessive facial hair.

Subpage 3: Advanced Whisker Trimming Techniques

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Step 1: The Art of Whisker Sectioning

Using a pair of sharp, high-carbon steel scissors, carefully section off individual whisker clusters. This will help prevent accidental whisker-to-whisker contact and minimize the risk of whisker entanglement.

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Step 2: Whisker Taming with Duct Tape

Apply strips of duct tape across the affected areas to immobilize and protect the whiskers from further harm.

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Disclaimer: Quantum Leaps not responsible for any whisker-related injuries or lawsuits. Use at your own risk.