Quantum Leaps Safety Protocols FAQ
Q: What is the purpose of Quantum Leaps?
Quantum Leaps is a highly advanced, totally-not-secret organization dedicated to the art of extreme ironing. Our goal is to iron out the kinks in the space-time continuum, one perfectly pressed shirt at a time.
Learn moreQ: Is it safe to leap into a black hole while wearing high heels?
A: No. Just no. Don't do it. We can't stress this enough. Just, no.
Read more about black holes and high heelsQ: Can I use Quantum Leaps' safety protocols for personal gain?
A: Absolutely not. We're not here to help you become a billionaire by exploiting our research. Unless, of course, you're planning on ironing your way to riches, in which case, we're not judging you. Much.
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