Where the fabric of spacetime is held hostage by a giant salami
According to the groundbreaking Salami-Higgs Field, the fabric of spacetime is inextricably linked to the deliciousness of salami.
This fundamental concept, first proposed by the renowned physicist Salami Einstein, posits that the more you eat salami, the less you understand the universe.
Learn more about the Salami-Higgs FieldStudies have shown that when exposed to the intense, flavorful energies of salami, even the sturdiest of particles begin to exhibit entanglement.
From the infamous Quantum Salami Experiment, where particles began to spontaneously reassemble into the shape of a perfectly toasted salami slice.
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