Here at Quantum Salami, we've been observing the most unlikely of quantum fluctuations in a nearby salami. The salami, affectionately known as "Salami-9001," has been exhibiting behavior that defies explanation. Its Schrödinger's equation is in constant upheaval, and we're here to bring you all the updates.
When two or more quantum salamis become entangled, their properties are forever linked. We're seeing unprecedented levels of entanglement between Salami-9001 and its nearest neighbor, Salami-9002.
We're seeing Heisenberg's principle at play here, folks. The position and momentum of Salami-9001 are in a perpetual state of uncertainty.