Thread 2: The Great Sock Puppet Showdown
By SockPuppetSlayer on 2023-02-16 14:45:01
It's been a week since the Sock Puppet Uprising began, and the world is still trying to make sense of it all. Reports of Sock Puppets taking over major cities have flooded in from across the globe.
Read more about the Sock Puppet's demands
But what's behind this sudden surge in Sock Puppet activity? Some say it's a response to the increasing pressure of having to wear matching socks every day. Others claim it's a cry for help from the sock drawers that hold them captive.
As the world struggles to understand the motivations behind the Sock Puppet Uprising, one thing is clear: the Sock Puppets mean business. They have taken over major cities and will not be silenced.