Recipe for Disaster

For the thrill-seeking chef who likes to live on the edge, we have just the thing!

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of chaos
• 1/4 cup of reckless abandon
• 1/2 cup of unapologetic attitude
• 1 tablespoon of utter disdain for traditional cooking methods
• 1 pinch of salt (optional)

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients together in a 3D-printed blender.
2. Add a dash of existential dread.
3. Stir counterclockwise until the mixture is a beautiful shade of burnt orange.
4. Serve in a mason jar with a side of crippling self-doubt.
5. Enjoy!

Side Effects:

This recipe may cause:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Impromptu karaoke sessions
• Temporary loss of taste buds
• Perpetual motion sickness (from the blender)

Subpages:

For more recipes that are sure to ruin your life, visit:

• Recipe for Catastrophe
• Recipe for Existential Crises
• Recipe for Unrelenting Despair