A: The Random Number Generator 9000 is a highly advanced, super-sophisticated tool designed to generate truly random numbers. Or not. Maybe.
Q: Is it really random?
A: Our patented algorithm is completely, utterly, and totally random. We swear. On our honor as a company. And on the honor of our lawyers.
Q: Can I use it for evil?
A: Ah, you're one of those people, huh? Well, we can't stop you, but please don't say we didn't warn you.
Q: Can I get a refund if I'm not satisfied?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. Our return policy is as random as our numbers.
Usage Guidelines for the Random Number Generator 9000.
Cease Use Notice for the Random Number Generator 9000.
Philosophy of Randomness behind the Random Number Generator 9000.