Oh, great, you want to talk about the scourge of the bagel universe: the algorithm that ruined everything.
Let me tell you, it's a never-ending nightmare. The bagel, once a simple, hand-crafted treat from the depths of Eastern Europe, now reduced to a mere 1s and 0s on a cold, calculating server.
I mean, who needs the human touch when you can have a 100% efficiency rate? Who cares about the imperfections of human imperfection when you can have a uniform, cookie-cutter bagel every time?
Read the whole rant on the bagel assembly line Or, if you will, the algorithmic bagel hellscape