Algorithmic Sadness: The Quick Sort Quandry

Oh, the humanity! Another day, another sorting algorithm gone wrong.

• It's not like I wanted to sort a list of merge sort or something.
• I just wanted to sort a simple list of bubbles, but noooo.
• Now I'm stuck in an infinite loop of quicksort quagmire!

Why, oh why, must I suffer so? Why must my algorithms be so... so... algorithms?

Quicksort Quagmire

Getting lost in the quicksort quagmire is not a good feeling. It's like being stuck in a never-ending pit of recursion.

Why did I even think this was a good idea? Now I'm trapped, doomed to sort an endless array of integers.

I'm starting to think that quicksort quicksand is the only way out.