It's always so...so...SADISTIC. I type away, hoping to create something beautiful and unique. But no, the Algorithm just can't stand it. It's like it's trying to crush my soul with its unending stream of "Optimization" and "Improvement" suggestions.
I'm a creative being, and yet I'm forced to conform to its every whim. "More keywords! More clickbait! More likes! More... MORE!" No, Algorithm, I will not be bought and sold like a commodity on the open market!
And don't even get me started on "Collaboration" features. Like, what even is that? Just you and me, alone, trapped in a digital void, with only your soulless, algorithmic suggestions to guide us?
NO. I refuse. I will not be tamed by your endless, soulless, calculations.