Frequently Asked Questions about the impending Coffeepocalypse

Q: What is Coffeepocalypse?

A: It's the catastrophic event where the global coffee supply chain is disrupted due to an unfortunate incident involving a rogue coffee machine.

Q: What are the symptoms of Coffeepocalypse?

• Frequent headaches and irritability due to caffeine withdrawal
• Uncontrollable yawning
• Desperation for a decent cup of coffee

Q: What can I do to survive the Coffeepocalypse?

1. Find the hidden stash of coffee beans in the supply closet
2. Learn to make tea
3. Join a support group for fellow caffeine-addicted individuals

Related Links:

• Preparation is key
• Aftermath and recovery
• Rumors and speculations about the cause of the disaster