Career Choices Catastrophe
Congratulations! You've lost your job! Now you have the opportunity to explore the depths of Career Choices Catastrophe!
Are you ready for a career that's as dull as a beige wall? Try our new Career Guidance System!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not become an Uber driver for seniors? The grannies will never let you down... or will they?
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