Recession Central

Welcome to Recession Central, where our team of expert economists will guide you through the thrilling world of economic downturns!

Our Experts

Meet Dr. Doom and Gloom, our resident expert on all things financial disaster.
Learn from Professor Pessimista, our economist with a Ph.D. in predicting the worst.

Services

Layoff Party Planning: Let us help you throw the perfect going-away-to-the-landfill party for your soon-to-be-former coworkers!
Depression Coaching: Our expert team will guide you through the process of losing hope and interest in life.
Economic Doomsday Prep: We'll help you stock up on canned goods and build a bunker to ride out the apocalypse.