Step 1: Stockpile Like a Pro
Gather your essentials, but not too many
As the great recession of 2023 approaches, it's essential to be prepared. Start by stockpiling the most critical items. We're not talking about just any old canned goods; no, no. We're talking about the good stuff.
Recommended stockpiles:
- Non-perishable snacks
- First-aid supplies
- Bread (it's the staff of life, apparently)
- Champagne (for morale)
- Thick black markers (for writing on the walls when the SHTF)
Continue to Step 2: Hoarding for the Modern Age