Bad Idea #42: Deep-Fried Ketchup

Because who needs actual culinary expertise when you have a deep fryer?

• Ingredients:
  • Ketchup: 1 bottle
  • Vegetable oil: 1 can of
  • Bread, for dipping: 1 loaf
• Instructions:
  • Heat the oil to 375°F.
  • Pour in the ketchup.
  • Wait for the inevitable explosion.

Side Effects:

• Uncontrollable sugar highs
• Unrelenting stomach cramps
• Sudden urge to reevaluate life choices

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