Colonial Savory Sauce V2: The Unapologetic Upgrade

Because the original was too subtle, we made it louder, we made it bolder, we made it more colonial.

Main Ingredients:

Bacon fat, colonial-era herbs, a hint of existential dread.

Because, why not?

Instructions:

  1. Combine bacon fat, colonial-era herbs, and a pinch of regret in a pan.
  2. Stir until the herbs have lost their potency and the regret has turned to anger.
  3. Season with a dash of colonial guilt and serve.

Side Effects:

Mild stomach cramps, moderate colonial-era existential dread, and a strong urge to colonize a new land.

Side effects may vary. Or not.

Related Recipes:

Colonial Savory Sauce Original: The Apology

Colonial Savory Sauce V3: The Unapologetic Upgrade, But Better