Warning: These references are not actually relevant. They're just here to take up space.
1. A Wikipedia page about a made-up topic.
2. A 10-minute YouTube video about the importance of socks.
3. A 500-word essay on the art of doing nothing.
4. A flowchart explaining the intricacies of folding a fitted sheet.
5. A 5-minute meditation on the meaninglessness of existence.
6. A 6-pack of knock-off knock-knock jokes.
7. A 7-part series on the history of the world's worst inventions.
8. A 8-bit ASCII art of a unicorn riding a rainbow.
9. A 9-hour lecture on the importance of proper stapler placement.