Here is a list of frequently asked questions, answers, and disclaimers:
Fine-printing is the art of writing legalese in a way that is so dense and impenetrable, it's like trying to drink a gallon of water through a coffee straw.
Here are a few of our favorites:
We wouldn't recommend it. In fact, we'd advise against it. Like, at all.
See our list of fine-printing exceptions for more information.
| Exception | Description |
|---|---|
| Using fine-printing terms in everyday conversation | May result in spontaneous combustion, or worse, being ignored |