New Rules for the Internal Memo

Effective immediately, all internal memos must include a section titled "Important Notice" that clearly states the following:

1. Any memo that causes excessive eye-rolling will not be tolerated.
2. All sarcasm must be clearly labeled as such with the words "(Sarcastic remarks)"
3. No use of Comic Sans font. Seriously, it's an abomination.

Failure to comply will result in mandatory attendance to the "Bureaucratic Reeducation Camp" for a minimum of 2 hours.

Learn more about the Bureaucratic Reeducation Camp

Other Important Announcements:

• Free pizza will be provided to all employees who attend the weekly meeting of the "Department of Redundant Meetings" on Fridays at 2 PM.
• The "Department of Redundant Meetings" is now offering a free "Meeting Survival Kit" to all attendees.