Welcome to a place where time stands still, but the coffee flows like water
Where Einstein's theory of relativity is just a suggestion, and the coffee is always on the money
In the heart of the time-space continuum, we found a hole in the fabric of space-time. And in that hole, we discovered the secret to the perfect cup of coffee.
We've been brewing coffee like there's no tomorrow since 1905. And by "no tomorrow," we mean the day after the day after the day after...
Our coffee is not just a drink, it's a gateway to another dimension. Where the laws of physics are just a mere suggestion, and the coffee flows like a river of pure awesomeness.
Meet our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts:
Our head chef, Max Planck, is a master of the coffee arts. He's been trained by the best in the business, including a secret society of coffee ninjas.
Our head barista, Albert Einstein, is a minimalist with a maximilist approach to coffee. He's been known to reduce the entire menu to just three items: "Coffee," "More Coffee," and "Even More Coffee."
Our take on the classic coffee, made with love, care, and a pinch of quantum uncertainty.
Price: $5.00
Learn MoreA frothy, foamy delight that's out of this world.
Price: $6.00
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Price: $7.00
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