Don't forget to buy donuts for your plant today!
It's been 3.14 days since you last fed your plant.
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Or, if you're feeling generous, treat your plant to some luxurious plant accessories
And don't forget, plants are like relationships: you gotta nurture 'em, or they'll wither away.
Click here for plant philosophy on the importance of plant maintenance.
Or, if you're feeling stressed, take a relaxation class with your plant.
Don't be that person who forgets their plant. It's a support group for people with plant neglect issues.