Section 5: Troubleshooting: "My Sink is on Fire (Again)"

Problem: Your Sink is Spewing Water Like a Feral Feline in Heat

Step 1: Stop, Drop, and Roll (not literally, just turn off the water supply)

Step 2: Check if you've accidentally superglued the faucet to the countertop (it happens)

Step 3: Call a plumber who's secretly a ninja and specializes in sink-sabotage

For more advanced sink-sabotage troubleshooting, see Section 7: Sink-sabotage for the Ages