Level 3 of 7: Where the Red Tape gets Redder
At this level, you will be required to fill out a 20-page form in triplicate, using only a #2 pencil.
The form will ask for your name, address, phone number, and a detailed explanation of your purpose.
Please proceed to Appendix A for a list of acceptable purposes.
Continue on to Level 4, where the forms become even longer.
Or, if you're feeling brave, proceed to Appendix B for a list of acceptable excuses.
Section 7: Where we make you wait in a room with a one-way mirror.
Warning: Do not attempt to proceed without completing this level, or you will be subject to further delays and penalties.
Warning: The coffee machine in the waiting room has been known to dispense only decaf.